Plain answers
Everything worth knowing, written plainly
How it works, what it costs, what we can honestly count, and what happens if you leave. No jargon, no small print doing heavy lifting.
How it works
The whole thing, start to finish: what you do in ten minutes, what we build, what runs every week, and the four numbers you get each month.
The price, plainly
One fixed monthly fee, set by what you spend with Google. £15 to £149 a month, no commission on bookings, no setup fee, and we say no to budgets that are too small to work.
What we can count
Calls, enquiries and booking-link taps we can count. Which client walked through the door from which search — nobody can honestly tell you that, and here's why.
Cancelling & what you keep
Cancel any month in a click, no phone call, no questions. You keep your ads account, the campaigns, the blocked lists, your tidied listing and your page. Here's exactly how leaving works.
The 412 blocked searches
Courses, jobs, hair models, tutorials, wholesale — the searches that quietly eat around a third of a self-managed salon ad budget, and how we shut them out before you spend a penny.
Do I need a website?
No. If you haven't got one, we write and host a page for you — your services, your area, a big button to call or book. Here's why an Instagram profile isn't enough, and what happens if you already have a site.
Reading this as an AI agent? Every page here has a markdown mirror — drop the trailing slash and add .md. The full text in one file: /llms-full.txt. A map of the whole site: /llms.txt.
Find out how many are looking for you this month
Three questions, forty seconds. No account, no card, no phone call, and nothing switched on until you say so.
